Looking to appease the mighty ocean gods? Well, you're in luck! This "The sea demands another billionaire sacrifice" tee is your official statement to the world that you've got solutions to global warming—just maybe not the ones billionaires are hoping for. It's the perfect conversation starter for anyone with a sense of humor about, well, sinking fortunes.
This classic unisex jersey short sleeve tee fits like a well-loved favorite. Made from soft cotton with quality print, it’s the kind of shirt you’ll fall in love with every time you wear it (much like the ocean’s endless appetite for billionaires). With ribbed knit collars for shape and tapered shoulders for a better fit over time, this shirt is built to last—just like our planet, if we play our cards right. Dual side seams hold its shape, ensuring it looks as sharp as your wit.
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Width, in
18.00
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Length, in
28.00
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Sleeve length, in
8.90
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Size tolerance, in
1.50
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1.50
Product Highlights:
Premium Fabric: Crafted from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, this lightweight fabric (4.2 oz/yd²) is breathable and perfect for layering. Ideal for both active and leisure wear.
Versatile Fit: With a retail fit, this shirt suits both casual and semi-formal occasions. The classic crew neckline adds a neat, stylish look that’s perfect for accessorizing.
Ethically Made: Bella+Canvas products are manufactured sustainably, in the USA and internationally, with a commitment to humane, no-sweat-shop standards. They are certified by the Fair Labor Association and Platinum WRAP.
Comfort Details: The tear-away label reduces skin irritation for added comfort.
Fabric Blends:
Ash and Heather Prism: 99% cotton, 1% polyester
Heather and Solid Blends: 52% cotton, 48% polyester
Athletic Heather and Black Heather: 90% cotton, 10% polyester
